We Screwed Up: There Are Now Too Many Bald Eagles

Alex Baia
Slackjaw
Published in
4 min readJan 22, 2021

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Dear Mr. President,

I’ll give it to you straight. The American bald eagle population is dangerously out of control.

At the dawn of the 20th century, our nation held a mighty 100,000 nesting pairs of eagles. You know the history, Mr. President: In our carelessness and greed, we decimated them through deforestation, DDT spraying, and rapacious bird…

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Alex Baia
Slackjaw

Humor writer, book junkie, stargazer, optimist. Resident philosophy major. Get my humor newsletter: https://alexbaia.com/humor