Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. Its a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.
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You know, the term "masterpiece" gets tossed around a lot these days but... I don't know what it says about me that there probably isn't a single movie I find funnier than this. I can't even defend or articulate exactly why beyond I find it's single satirical joke—Hollywood superficiality/vanity (a subject that between this and Tropic Thunder Stiller clearly knows a lot about) deliriously funneled through an MK Ultra conspiracy—so good that I don't care that it mostly just repeats it over and over again. The "freak gasoline fight accident" sequence is one of the greatest gags ever, and these might be my favorite Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell performances too.
"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
i hope that when humanity is extinct the only video that remains to represent us as a species is david bowie reacting to owen wilson taking off his underwear without removing his pants
Owen Wilson carrying a scooter around all the time is one of the greatest things ever committed to celluloid.
Fact.
"One of my heroes, I guess, would be Sting. I don't listen to any of his music, but I really respect that he's making it."
"I can Derelick my own balls, thank you."
"What is this? A center for ants??"
"So I became...bulimic."
"...you mean you can READ MINDS???"
"They're IN the computer???"
And a million others that broke my ribs.
Masterpiece?
Masterpiece.
Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you! Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will testify against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have laid up treasure in the last days. Behold, the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, are crying out against you, and the cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord of hosts. You have lived on the earth in luxury and in self-indulgence. You have fattened your hearts in a day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the righteous person, and he does not resist you.
