Vox Populi: 'Does anybody know how to get rid of fiddler crabs?'

“Love bugs, when the environmental laws were passed, not only did they save the whales but also saved the mosquitoes and the love bugs. They’re natural and the environmental laws protect them just as well.”

“I would like to know why in the world they don’t put the Food Lion back in Rincon or put it in Springfield so that we would have a decent store to go to? I love Food Lion and some of the stores we have now are not very good.”

“I finally figured out what the FA is in the Antifa organization — it’s anti-First Amendment.”

“This is a shout out to Mr. Stanley Harris Jr., Mr. Jason Smith and Mr. Chip Detweiler. Your articles in the Saturday morning Opinion Page are so right on. You have inspired me to start a Sick and Tired of the Bullcrap Club. Thank you, fellows.”

“Does anybody know how to get rid of fiddler crabs? They’re all over our house — they floated in with the flood waters, but didn’t float back out.”

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“I agree that police and firemen are heroes, but what about the forgotten heroes — namely, the city of Savannah crews that manned pumping stations and storm water crews around the clock? I think they are real heroes, too.”

“Californians voted to become a sanctuary state; they have effectively seceded from the Union.”

“To the caller who said these hurricanes are God’s ways of punishing the United States for Donald Trump: That’s the most absurd thing I’ve ever heard in my life. God would not punish those who did not vote for Trump.”