Fat Jokes

Jack Napier
Updated June 15, 2019 1.5M views 25 items
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List of fat jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture. These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at fat jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. Human beings love to laugh, and being able to notice life's little absurdities can make even bad days seem a bit cheerier. Some of these jokes are designed with that in mind, from amusing little witticisms to obscure references to puns, including some of the best yo mama so fat jokes. Others take a more satirical approach to the subject of fat jokes, mining hypocrisy and criticism for laughs.

The funny fat jokes on this page take many forms and are written in different formats. Some have a very traditional set-up/punchline style, with the set-up in bold and the punchline written smaller in the space below. Others are more like mini-stories or scenarios, in which case they've simply been broken up in a way that's convenient and easy to read. Go through the list of fat jokes below and vote for your favorites. After you're finished, head on over and vote on the funniest anti-jokes as well!

  • 1
    28,546 VOTES

    Yo Mama so fat

    She wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
    28,546 votes
  • 2
    33,418 VOTES

    How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

    You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
    33,418 votes
  • 3
    23,969 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    She took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, "we don't do curtains."
    23,969 votes
  • 4
    11,645 VOTES

    Lipstick

    Yo Mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
    11,645 votes
  • 5
    15,244 VOTES

    Last Christmas

    Yo Mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
    15,244 votes
  • 6
    16,082 VOTES

    Scale

    Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
    16,082 votes
  • 7
    11,079 VOTES

    Judy

    She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
    11,079 votes
  • 8
    9,357 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    Once she jumped in the water, everone ran out yelling, "Tsunami!"
    9,357 votes
  • 9
    7,297 VOTES

    Picture taking

    Hey my friend, You are so much fat that when the family has their picture taken, you’re the background.
    7,297 votes
  • 10
    5,564 VOTES

    Japan

    Yo Mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling, "Godzilla Godzilla!"
    5,564 votes
  • 11
    6,303 VOTES

    Bungee Jumping Mamma

    Your Mama's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
    6,303 votes
  • 12
    8,696 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    She got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
    8,696 votes
  • 13
    6,226 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    So fat that your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss he'd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up!
    6,226 votes
  • 14
    5,419 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    So fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat ass off me.
    5,419 votes
  • 15
    4,924 VOTES

    Fat lady is lying on the beach

    A lifeguard approaches her and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?" The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?" Well you see, says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty late, and the tide wants to come in!"
    4,924 votes
  • 16
    4,308 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    When she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride her!
    4,308 votes
  • 17
    3,789 VOTES

    Yo Mama

    The animals at the zoo feed her.
    3,789 votes
  • 18
    2,987 VOTES

    Famine

    Two guys were walking down two different streets. They meet each other at an intersection and look at each other intently.

    Fat man to the other: Seems like someone's been through a famine.
    Skinny man replied: Now I know who caused it.
    2,987 votes
  • 19
    3,578 VOTES

    Biggest loser

    He's so fat when they applied for the biggest loser tv show. They said, "sorry, there's a weight limit."
    3,578 votes
  • 20
    2,514 VOTES

    A man with a cork

    One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the fat man how it got there. "Well," says the fat man, "I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great magnificent guy in a turban came rolling out, it said, I am a genie.

    For releasing me I can grant you one wish? And I said, 'No s**t!'"

    2,514 votes
  • 21
    2,544 VOTES

    Weighing

    If weight is a number, then mine is unlisted.
    2,544 votes
  • 22
    2,009 VOTES

    You know you're fat when...

    The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. You know the true meaning of the word plus-size. You can't see your feet without sitting down.
    2,009 votes
  • 23
    2,153 VOTES

    Diet

    A fat lady says to Big Bertha, "I have had it with dieting... I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed."
    2,153 votes
  • 24
    2,055 VOTES

    Fat Pun

    What is the difference between a skinny person and a fat person? The skinny person is a very lean and the fat person is very jell-ous.
    2,055 votes
  • 25
    1,856 VOTES

    At the beach

    There's a huge woman lying on the beach, getting a tan. Later in the day, a lifeguard comes to her and says...
    Lifeguard: Excuse me ma'am, but when do you plan to leave the beach?
    Lady: Why? What's the matter?
    Lifeguard: "Well, the thing is, it's pretty late in the evening and the tide wants to come in.
    1,856 votes