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Now That You're Big: A Parody
What if Dr. Seuss had written a sex-ed book? Wonder no longer. Now That Now You’re Big is a smart, daring, and witty parody about the ups and downs of hitting puberty that will have you laughing out loud. With brilliant illustrations and subversive verse, Simon Greiner shows us just what a “sex” actually looks like and warns us what can happen when you mindlessly “bump your junk.” In an age where sex education programs are under threat in schools across America, this wise and subversive text thumbs its nose at the old-fashioned notion that ignorance is bliss. This is the perfect book for anyone who has ever gone through puberty. After Now that you’re big There’s some stuff you should know. There’s some stuff you should know About your bits down below. Anyone who enjoyed Go the F**k to Sleep or Goodnight iPad will find something to celebrate here.
- GenresHumor
32 pages, Hardcover
First published May 6, 2014
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October 31, 2016
STOP RIGHT THERE, GRANDMA! THIS ISN'T THE CHILDREN'S BOOK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!
Remember when you hit puberty and all your bits and pieces started to do magical, gross things? Now That You're Big walks you through those tender moments in this perfect parody of a Dr. Seuss book!
It's all in verse and contains some silly, witty, and even occasionally smart lines:
A page's worth of a nod to Black Eyed Peas lyrics must be given:
I will not be reading this to my niece, but I'm glad I read it to myself! Oh man, I got quite a few snickers and a snort or two out of this one.
And check this out! If you want to read it, you can…RIGHT NOW! -->> http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
Remember when you hit puberty and all your bits and pieces started to do magical, gross things? Now That You're Big walks you through those tender moments in this perfect parody of a Dr. Seuss book!
It's all in verse and contains some silly, witty, and even occasionally smart lines:
A page's worth of a nod to Black Eyed Peas lyrics must be given:
I will not be reading this to my niece, but I'm glad I read it to myself! Oh man, I got quite a few snickers and a snort or two out of this one.
And check this out! If you want to read it, you can…RIGHT NOW! -->> http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
January 15, 2014
Where was this book when I needed this junk?
I had no idea where all you could spunk.
I will not pretend that I haven't tried one,
But one is not all, so I'm in for more fun!
You can read all about all the fun things to wank,
Right here, it's for free, so it won't break the bank!
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
I had no idea where all you could spunk.
I will not pretend that I haven't tried one,
But one is not all, so I'm in for more fun!
You can read all about all the fun things to wank,
Right here, it's for free, so it won't break the bank!
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
January 15, 2014
Oh, the places you'll wank...
January 16, 2014
You can wank in the bath.
You can wank in the lake.
You can wank on the phone.
You can wank on a cake.
You can wank on a cake!!!!! Just…
That. Exactly.
January 15, 2014
Thanks to my dear friend Franny I found this little gem of a book. Dr Suess will never be the same to me. I will picture him wanking his junk.
I think it should be read by everyone. Here it's free. Go read. Go laugh. Don't let the kids read it.
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
I think it should be read by everyone. Here it's free. Go read. Go laugh. Don't let the kids read it.
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.com/2...
January 17, 2014
If only this book was used as a tool in Sex Ed class...
However, don't wank on my cake.
I'd slap you so silly, you'd do the Harlem Shake.
Yes...this.
LMAO!
However, don't wank on my cake.
I'd slap you so silly, you'd do the Harlem Shake.
Yes...this.
LMAO!
January 16, 2014
HILARIOUS!
I think Dr.Seuss is rolling over in his grave right now.
... Oh the places you'll go
the people you'll meet
when you try this outside
on Mulberry Street!
Free to read:
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I think Dr.Seuss is rolling over in his grave right now.
... Oh the places you'll go
the people you'll meet
when you try this outside
on Mulberry Street!
Free to read:
http://nowthatyourebig.blogspot.ca/20...
January 17, 2014
"But its not just a thing
that I thought that a thunk
it's all true, so watch out when
you are bumping your junk."
Dr. Seuss style sex-ed. I think this should be read to your daughter child if they start wearing to much make-up. Or boy child starts stealing your pornos mags.
that I thought that a thunk
it's all true, so watch out when
you are bumping your junk."
Dr. Seuss style sex-ed. I think this should be read to your daughter child if they start wearing to much make-up. Or boy child starts stealing your pornos mags.
July 13, 2016
Funny funny funny
Why didn't we have this in sex ed? Its at least as informative as the health book we were using and we wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble for giggling.
Everybody wins!
Why didn't we have this in sex ed? Its at least as informative as the health book we were using and we wouldn't have gotten in so much trouble for giggling.
Everybody wins!
March 8, 2014
The style and photos stay true to Dr. Suess and I can see parents handing it out to their sons "now that you're big".
but don't ruin a cake! What a waste. :(
but don't ruin a cake! What a waste. :(
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