Rumours - Vanessa Perroncel bumps into Chelsea stars

Well well. As if Vanessa Perroncel hadn't already had her fill of Chelsea players! The poor thing was reportedly dining out on Saturday night when she had the misfortune of bumping into a gaggle of Blues hunks - out celebrating their 7-1 victory against Aston Villa. Lingerie model Vanessa was celebrating her birthday with eight friends (that and her £6,000/month settlement from Wayne Bridge no doubt). Anyhow, imagine her surprise when Michael Ballack and a bunch of team-mates appeared to give her their best wishes. "Ballack must be the only Chelsea player she's not been linked with," said a pal of Vanessa to one of the red tops. There's still time Vanessa. - - - Meanwhile Manchester United have started to flash a bit of leg at Schalke goalkeeper Manuel Neuer - that's if you believe everything you read in the Daily Mirror. The German is valued at around £10 million and could prove the ideal replacement for aging United stopper Edwin van der Sar. - - - If Newcastle return to the top flight, the rumour is they'll attempt to link up Jimmy Bullard and Joey Barton in potentially the most entertaining midfield since football began. Us Wags love Jimmy, he's a real charmer and he's dead funny too. As for Joey B, what better mentor to steer his career back on the right track. LOVE YOU ALL! STEVIE XXX

Source: DSG