Did you wake up and think “I must know who won this year’s World Beard And Mustache Championships or I will IMPLODE?” Good news! The winners were announced on Sunday following the annual competition, which, this year, took place in Austin, Texas.
Best in Show went to Jason Kiley and his facial hair (seen above), but there were tons of other noteworthy looks.
So, uh, yeah! Check out these hairy-ass pictures (taken by Greg Anderson) (they’re not of hairy asses) (just wanted to be clear! The photos are hairy-ass in the same way you are a Grown-Ass Woman who — ugh, this isn’t working, just forget it) of some of the other contestants below.
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