"I've had a lot of pussies in my day", recalled grandma, wistfully. "Some of them were just awful. Little terrors that would keep you up all night, some of them running around at all hours trying to kill stuff. Oh - and they'd play with their prey right up until the end. Just terrible. But no, some of them have been really nice. When you've got a nice pussy, you hang onto it. It's warm,

I've had a lot of pussies in my day, recalled grandma, wistfully. "Some of them were just awful. Little terrors that would keep you up all night, some of them running around at all hours trying to kill stuff. Oh - and they'd play with their prey right up until the end. Just terrible. But no, some of them have been really nice. When you've got a nice pussy, you hang onto it. It's warm, soft, loyal - just the stuff of dreams. Nothing on earth feels quite so good as having a nice pussy all to yourself."

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