How to light a fart on fire and not burn down the house or singe the pets
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7 min readMay 19, 2019
Are you one of those sick fucks who just lets your farts come out willy-nilly? Don’t care who you gas as long as you get it out of your ass? Don’t care who’s nostrils you infect? You go over to friends’ and family’s houses and just let her rip from the moment you arrive till the time you leave? Well guess what, there’s something you can do to greatly improve your…