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Necromancy Thread

Last posted May 18, 2016 at 05:28PM EDT. Added May 16, 2016 at 10:24PM EDT
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Welcome fellow necromancers!

but don't be! This is a safe space for those practicing the art of raising the dead! I look forward to hearing from you.

Ah yes, NECROMANCY. I, too, also practice the DARK ARTS of NECROMANCY. I just love raising those undead fellows. Woo boy, I love the smell of fresh dead bodies in the morning.I just hope no PALADINS come and ruin our fun, right fellow NERCOMANCERS?

Last edited May 16, 2016 at 11:05PM EDT

Lich wrote:

Ah yes, NECROMANCY. I, too, also practice the DARK ARTS of NECROMANCY. I just love raising those undead fellows. Woo boy, I love the smell of fresh dead bodies in the morning.I just hope no PALADINS come and ruin our fun, right fellow NERCOMANCERS?

Agreed Sir! Those cursed Paladins already have to stand in the way of true knowledge!

Tell me how many necromancies have you cast?

What about reverse necromancers?

Instead of being an alive turning the dead into undead, I'm an undead turning alive into dead.

i have never been more tempted to kill myself

Guess it's time to dust off the old summoning circle out in the backyard. Remember, a clean ritual is a happy ritual!

Also, anyone got some leftover pig corpses? My supply is running low and I need to replace my candles and refill the blood chalices. I'm sure I could make something with the bones too. And if you deliver, that'd be pretty sweet; you know how it is with not wanting the secrets out and all that.

Last edited May 17, 2016 at 12:29AM EDT